This is the new official NHS guide for all Accident and Emergency staff when presented with a patient suffering a potentially life threatening asthma attack. Under no circumstances should staff deviate from the below guide, at no stage should they use common sense or listen to the patient. This guide should be followed for at least 4 hours before deciding whether the patient is suffering from asthma and then another 2 hours should pass before appropriate treatment is given!
Just to clarify this is not any official NHS guide!
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